Sunday, 10 July 2016

Sales job

*๐Ÿ˜ณProject Manager* is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
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*๐Ÿ˜ณProcurement manager* is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
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*๐Ÿ˜ณOperations Head* is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.
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*๐Ÿ˜ณMarketing Manager* is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
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*๐Ÿ˜ณFinancial Budget*Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
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*๐Ÿ˜ณ Planning Team* thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
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*๐Ÿ˜ณQuality Auditor* is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
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*๐Ÿ˜ณHR Manager* is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months.
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*๐Ÿ˜ณCustomer*is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby….!!!!!
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