Best joke

Teacher : What is India Gate ?

Student : Basmati Rice

Teacher : What is Charminar ?

Student : Cigarettes

Teacher : What is Taj Mahal ?

Student : Tea, Sir !

Teacher : You stupid boy 😡...You have made a joke of all our National Monuments. You have failed the test. Get your father's signature tomorrow.

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Next day Student comes to class and puts a giftwrapped parcel on the Teacher's table.

Teacher : What is this ?

Student : Signature, Sir. 

You had asked for my father's signature. I have brought you his whole bottle.🍾

The teacher is very happy and hugs him and said चल पागल... रूलादिया... जा पास होगाया तू....😜😄😂