Saturday, 16 July 2016

Girl boy jokes

๐Ÿ‘จ Me : Hi dear..
๐Ÿ‘ฉ Girl : ๐Ÿ™‹
๐Ÿ‘จMe : how r u .??
๐Ÿ‘ฉGirl : ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘
๐Ÿ‘จMe : missing me..?
๐Ÿ‘ฉGirl : ๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ‘จMe : yaar, meri tabiyat kharab hai.
๐Ÿ‘ฉGirl : ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
๐Ÿ‘จMe : Or bata, Aaj ka din kaisa guzra...???
๐Ÿ‘ฉGirl : ๐Ÿ‘Œ
๐Ÿ‘จMe : busy hai kya tu...???
๐Ÿ‘ฉGirl : ✔
๐Ÿ‘จMe : kyu ?? kya kr rhi h ???
๐Ÿ‘ฉGirl : ๐Ÿ’…
๐Ÿ‘จ Me : Koi paas me hai tere..???
๐Ÿ‘ฉGirl : ❌
๐Ÿ‘จMe : To fir kuch likh bhi de,
apne Baap ki shaklein kyu send kar rahi hai ???
๐Ÿ‘ฉGirl:- ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ก
๐Ÿ‘จ Me : Acha listen, i heard u failed in English ??
๐Ÿ‘ฉGirl : Who TELLED you ?? It is UNpossible..
I sawED d result yesterday... I Passed AWAY
Me : Rehne de pagali, tu smiley hi use kar..
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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