Tuesday, 1 September 2015

What is MARKETING ?

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What is MARKETING ?
This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class:
1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing.
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2. You are at a party with a bunch of f riends and see a Gorgeous  Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.Marry him!"
- That's Advertising.
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3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl.
She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can I marry you?"
- That's Brand Recognition.
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4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback.
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5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's Demand and Supply Gap.
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6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!",
your wife arrives.
- That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.
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I hope Concepts are clear...๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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