santa ji, aap Pradhanmanti jivan jyoty aur Jan suraksha policy le lo.

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Banker: santa ji, aap Pradhanmanti  jivan jyoty aur Jan suraksha policy le lo.
Aapke bachcho ko paise milenge.
Santa: agar bachche na ho to?
Banker: aapki biwi ko milenge.
Santa: agar biwi na ho to?
Banker: Maa Baap ko milenge.
Santa: agar wo bi na ho.?
Banker: Fir bahen, bhayio ko milenge
Santa: Koi aisa tariqa btao k paise mujhe mile.?
Banker: Aap nahi le sakte
Santa: LO benchod ye to policy na huyi,'MERI gaand' ho gyi,
jo har koi le sakta hai,
Sirf mai nhi le sakta.��������